This is why I love Facebook.
Some time back I joined a Facebook group. It was called, oddly enough, "Castro is a Robot."
Friends of mine will remember to be a long-held conviction of mine the belief that Castro is, in fact, an army of robots like Dr. Doom was in the old Fantastic Four comics.
Now, this is neither the time nor the place for such a debate. This is, however, just the right time and place for me to include an excerpt of the recent comments written on the wall of the "Castro is a Robot" Facebook group, in the hopes that you will find them as humorous as I did:
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Kevin Moese (Columbia College) wrote
at 3:53pm on February 1st, 2008
this group is ridiculous.
you people are silly billys.
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Robert Bono wrote
at 12:57am on January 13th, 2007
I have always believed that Fidel Castro, like longtime Fantastic Four arch-nemesis Dr. Doom, is in fact, a robot. A Castrobot, to be precise. The truth is that many of the CIA's so called "failed assassination attempts" were, in fact, entirely successful - in the destruction of one soldier in the Castrobot army.
There are many copies. They're like Cylons. You cannot destroy the Castrobot.
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Kim Possible Pavlicek (W. Illinois) wrote
at 8:30am on September 7th, 2006
what the hell i didn't join this group...
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Chuck Ciociola (WVU) wrote
at 7:19am on September 6th, 2006
they call me castro.. and im not joking
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Michael J. Licitra Esq. (Valparaiso) wrote
at 2:51pm on September 4th, 2006
im drunk
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Ryan Carlin (Dupage) wrote
at 12:01pm on September 4th, 2006
no no no, Castro isnt a robot...hes a puppet...and the puppet master is the biggest commie of them all, Mel Brooks
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Frank Trikur (Dupage) wrote
at 12:56pm on September 2nd, 2006
Here's my rebutal, you suck
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Danimal Arndt (W. Illinois) wrote
at 11:07am on September 2nd, 2006
Castro isn't masturbating, he's changing his oil. Don't be fooled.
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Michael J. Licitra Esq. (Valparaiso) wrote
at 2:54am on September 2nd, 2006
Castro masturbates with a white glove on. True story.
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Brad Gross (North Dakota) wrote
at 1:24pm on September 1st, 2006
If you rearrange Spiro Agnew, you can spell grow a penis. yeah thanks dan
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Castro - Robotic Adidas Model?
EXACTLY! Adidas provided Castro with the designs and equipment to manufacture his Castrobot army! In exchange, Castro agreed to dress them all in Adidas sweatsuits, come hell or high water!
Robot, eh? I thought in his
Robot, eh? I thought in his later years he only wanted to drive up his career as an Adidas sweatsuit model =)
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